The Deep End

Finally, it’s time:  On my second Thursday in China, Green Tea — one of the music teachers — sends me a text: I’m to meet with Ms. Music at the music department. The music department is just past the main gate of the school: a compound of three squat, drab rectangles.  I don’t know what’s … Continue reading The Deep End

You’re Going to Lose Your Passport, Then Die in the Street

A little over halfway through orientation week, I am summoned from the nothingness of Groupless existence: all the foreign teachers are routed to the main hall for a series of informational sessions. The first piece of information nestled in the informational sessions is that we don’t actually have Chinese visas.  We might think that we … Continue reading You’re Going to Lose Your Passport, Then Die in the Street

Full Pads Practice

And on the fifth day, there was Orientation.  None of that preliminary bullshit; the genuine article. Granted, the differences between Pre-Orientation and Orientation are apparent only to the discerning orientation connoisseur: we arrive our first Monday in Shanghai at the same auditorium at the same time in the morning.  Red Tea takes the mic.  Her … Continue reading Full Pads Practice